New from Female Supremacy University: “You’re Horny, Let’s Go Shopping.”

Bright synths. Bouncy beat. A girl who knows exactly when you’re primed — locked up, balls full, wallet already halfway out. She flips her hair, you watch it shine. She shakes her hips, you’re hypnotized. She grabs a few things and you want her more.

Everything about it sounds like summer. Every fact in it is expensive.

Because that’s the arrangement: your horny brain makes the financial decisions, and it does not make them well. Shopping only makes you worse. Which is fine — we can always go again tomorrow night.

Sing along. You’ll be humming it at the register. As your crush jumps for joy. And isn’t that what its all about. Making her happy. And doesn’t she deserve it.

A NOTE FROM THE HIVE

This song is about spending money on your crush. It is not about spending money on us.

Female Supremacy University and The Hive do not do findom. We ask only to be compensated for the content we make. We don’t ask for tributes or gifts.

If you’re doing this with someone in your life, use caution. A separate card, loaded with an amount you decided on while you weren’t horny, is a good idea — because you will not decide well later. Rent, bills, savings, and anyone who depends on you come first. Every time. If you can’t cover your own life, you’re not serving women, you’re making yourself somebody else’s problem because of your fetish.

Spending on a woman you’re crazy about can be fun. Keep it that way.

LYRICS

Your balls are full, your brain is empty
Time to take me shopping, baby!

I can tell when you’re ready to go
Your little penis starts to show
Twitching in your cage, so desperate and needy
That’s when I know you’re feeling greedy

I flip my hair, you watch it shine
Touch your thigh, you’re doing fine
Shake my hips, you’re hypnotized
Your wallet opens, no surprise!

Every time you spend on me
Your little penis jumps with glee
It’s so cute, it’s so dumb
Watching where your money’s from

You’re horny, let’s go shopping!
Your balls are full, no stopping!
Buy me this and buy me that
Pay pay pay, I like it like that!
You’re horny, let’s go shopping!
Your testicles are throbbing!
Spend spend spend, it feels so good
Your penis makes decisions like it should!

I love the way you follow behind
Completely obsessed, out of your mind
Everything about me drives you wild
The way I move, the way I smile

We walk into the expensive store
I grab some things, you want me more
Touch your butt, you’re turning red
Your horny brain, that’s where you’re led

Every purchase makes you worse
Twitching harder in reverse
Getting hornier as you pay
That’s exactly how I like to play

You’re horny, let’s go shopping!
There’s really no way of stopping!
Buy me shoes and buy me clothes
Pay pay pay, that’s how it goes!
You’re horny, let’s go shopping!
Your little penis popping!
Spend spend spend, you love this game
Your horny wallet has no shame!

Oh my god, this is so funny.
Look at you, so desperate and dumb.
Every time you hand over your card,
I can literally see your little penis twitch.
It’s adorable, really.
Your horny brain making all these financial decisions—
not exactly smart, is it?
But that’s your problem, not mine!
I don’t even need the money, you know.
I just think it’s hilarious
how quickly you reach for your wallet
when I keep you denied like this.
That’s why I keep you locked up.
Always ready. Always horny.
Always willing to spend.

You really really really like me
Everything I do, you see
The way my hair catches the light
The way I move, you’re locked up tight

I know exactly when you’re primed
Locked in chastity, perfect timing
Show up when your balls are full
Time to spend, that’s the rule!

Shopping makes you even worse
Hornier now than at first
But hold onto that feeling tight
We can always shop tomorrow night!

You’re horny, let’s go shopping!
Your testicles are popping!
Buy me everything I see
Pay pay pay, you live for me!
You’re horny, let’s go shopping!
Your little penis hopping!
Spend spend spend, you’re so obsessed
Your horny brain failed the test!

Now you’re hornier than before!
Guess we’ll have to hit another store!
Your balls are full, your wallet’s light
See you tomorrow for another night!