Dear Captain Chastity is the advice column for women who have taken on a Chastity Cadet and want him running properly. Each episode, your Captain opens the mailbag and answers letters from women managing cadets of their own — the sulkers, the negotiators, the ones who’ve started asking questions they’ve no business asking.

In Episode One, she hears from a woman three months into an arrangement she thought she’d set up sensibly, and from another whose cadet has decided he’s owed an explanation about her sex life. Both women are doing better than they think. Both have made the same small mistake.

Her advice throughout is the same: you are not obliged to explain yourself, you are entitled to exactly what he came to your door offering, and there are a great many more of these men should this one prove unsuitable.